A few days ago I was discussing what I should of done for my big 30th birthday that I celebrated a couple of months ago.
"For my 30th birthday, I should of really got myself braces!" I told him. I've always hated my teeth, while they are straight, I do have a huge gap. I always feel like I have the smile of a third grader.
"Well... you could look at the positive," he said, "at least you don't have to worry food getting stuck in your teeth."
"Unless it's a whole steak," he added.
So... Anybody want a FREE husband?...