Rilyn's 'Father Theory'

The other day while driving Rilyn cups her mouth and whispers to me..."Mom..... did you know my Dad has hair in his nose?.."

"REALLY?..." I gasped in complete shock.

I couldn't believe my ears.

"Yes!!!" She shrieked.

"Does that mean when I get growned up and get hair in my noes I am going to be a father too?" She asked.

Where she comes up with her theories... I have no idea.

I told her not to worry that she'd never turn into a father.

Surprisingly she was disappointed.

"Aw, man. I wanted to be like my Dad!"